Because the government feels that people out there reading the interwebz have lost all ability to apply common sense or critical thought, I need to provide a disclaimer:

I am not a doctor, lawyer, accountant, financial adviser, nutritionist, economist, personal trainer, harbor pilot, crime scene cleaner, mercenary, missionary or proctologist (or anything else that you shakily reasoned I know something about). I am a guy with some cool toys, a computer (actually several) and the desire to share my experiences. The views expressed on this blog are mine, they are opinions based on my experience, if you somehow manage to hurt yourself (physically or emotionally), or someone else, based on something I wrote it is not my fault and you really only have yourself to blame. Furthermore, how about taking a little responsibility for your actions rather than blaming others all the time.

If somehow you think that my blog has harmed your computer, you are either making it up (try restarting and checking to see of your computer is plugged in) or you need to let me know. Propagators of malware, spyware, malicious hackers and cyber-criminals are terrorists that I would love to see sharing Ken Lay’s old cell with spike the biker. I try and protect myself and others online just like in the real world but you need to accept the fact that sometimes shit happens.

In general, I review products I purchase with my own funds. If in the future some company wants to send me something to review, that would be great! I attempt to monetize this blog/website via Google Adsense and affiliate links. If you have a problem with that, please uninstall all your internet browsers, because the internet is not a place for your. If someday I make money off this blog (HA!) I will feel really good. If I even recover some of the cost associated with the blog, I will feel warm-fuzzes.

Likewise if you are a company that feels I have unfairly represented your products you can, a) address your concerns in the comments or b) shut up and go fix your [explicative for fecal material that starts with an "s"] so guys like me don’t have to complain about it publicly… ok?

If I discuss some topic that could be used to potentially harm someone else’s person or property, just be thankful that I enlightened you rather than whining about how I have also told the natzis, terrorists, zombies, pre-teens or anyone else that propagates ill will, bad karma, harmful ideology, Internet Explorer, or violence of any kind.

I moderate comments. I don’t tolerate any hate, racism, threats, O’Reillys, Glenn Becks, Rush Limbaughs (or other talking head types that have more contempt for our country than the people who protest WTO meetings), links to myspace or off shore pharmacies. Having said that, if a commenter offends you, take it up with them. If spam slips through the cracks, let me know.

To all to over-regulating, over-litigating [insert your own descriptive obscenities here]s. Its time to re-evaluate your life and role in society. If you feel that society has lost the ability to think for itself, how about doing something positive. For example: you could volunteer time with impressionable high schoolers.

Basically if you feel that something is amiss here, how about leaving a comment instead of calling your lawyer(s).