Ok so 511 actually calls them Covert Khakis but I think I could come up with come better ones:
- Cubical Commanders
- CQB (Cubical Quarters Battle) Pants
- Tactical Computer Operator Pants
I have wondered for a long time, why is it that I go out adventuring on the weekends, demanding the highest performance from my gear. Then I show up on Monday and I am rocking cotton pants that have not changed since the stone age. These pants give me hope that some company gets it. All I have to say is: Please make me more!
What I like
First of all these really feel great. These are probably the first of my “work” pants that I would consider wearing on the weekends. They have a flat front that looks great and is magical with you check out the pocket on these. There is SO much room!
The zippered pocket in pocket design in really cool. I can stash my pocket knife in one of the “mag pouches” zip the zipper and no-one knows it there. The inner zipped pocket is about the same size as the main pocket. Got something you need to keep secure with rounded edges that like to work its way out (pens or iPhones maybe), the zippered pockets solve that problem.
These things are sturdy. I have no doubt that I will be wearing these for a while. I tend to churn and burn work pants. Unlike my other these feel solid.
I would love to know what 511 was thinking about this:

What I can tell you (and this is probably it), these pants stay comfy even after loading up the pockets, eating a huge meal and then plopping down in my cube.
What Could Be Improved:
Its a nice day here in the Portland Vancouver area. The sun is shining and the wind is blowing hard out of the Gorge. Its a great temp but I am hot. These pants are hot. The outside layer is a great thickness and feels really durable but the large pocket system stacks up the insulation. If I were 511 I would consider making some of the middle layers a lycra type material that does not get as warm. Basically I would try and trim weight and insulative layers wherever possible, without loosing durability. Additionally, can we get fancy with the outer layer?
The “magazine pockets” on these are curious. They bairly accommodate my pocket knife in diameter but they are deep. If you had a hi-cap .380 they might work great. I would re-engineer them slightly to better fit a knife or small flashlight and some pens.
The cargo pockets are cool but I am not so sure they are useful. That might be a place to remove material for a summer version of the pants.
One final comment, where is my iPhone pocket? How about a little pocket inside the left front pocket?
Remember this section is “things that could be improved” not “things that are wrong”. There is nothing wrong, these are pretty dam cool.
Overall:
These kick ass and the price is right. I bought mine for $17 bucks and pair but in retrospect they would be worth spending the full retail $50.